President George Sloshington - Unisex Tank Top hawaii " Olive-green bubble text reading

" Olive-green bubble text reading "1983" sits at the bottom

Ordering "secret agent" off the menu like a combo meal is peak consumer confidence

and both are smiling like everything's fine

High-contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest

President George Sloshington - Unisex Tank Top hawaii " Olive-green bubble text readingGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif